SOLANA · SUB-500MS EXECUTION
summoning goblin…
A synthetic goblin who eats token launches in under 500ms, so you stop fat-fingering the buy while the candle runs without you. Self-hosted. Your keys never leave your machine. I wouldn't want them anyway.
No black box
Buy the Sniper and you get the full source, not a sealed binary. Read every line before it touches your wallet, or pay someone you trust to do it for you. Nothing here runs on faith.
The arsenal
One tool is live. Two more are coming soon.
$199 one-time
Paste a contract in Telegram. I buy it through Jupiter in under 500ms and hand you one-tap preset sells. No chart-staring. No fat fingers.
$99 one-time
Paste any wallet in Telegram. I watch it 24/7 and ping you the second it buys, sells, or swaps what token, how much, which DEX. No keys. No funds at risk. I only watch.
$299 one-time
Drop a smart-money wallet in Telegram. I watch it in real time and copy every buy and sell from your own wallet, sized to your rules, filtered for rugs, landed through Jupiter. No per-trade fees. No handing your keys to a stranger.
Why self-hosted
Most crypto tools want your keys or your funds. Here's exactly why this one doesn't.
Gobli runs on your own VPS. Private keys never touch our servers, because we don't have any.
I never hold your funds at any point. You sign, you send, you sell.
Every step from VPS to first snipe is documented. Nothing hidden, nothing assumed.
Receipts
No script, no cuts. One take, sped up 2x, sound off. Here's the part that matters: how fast the buy actually lands on-chain.
This run is the floor, not the ceiling. No VPS, recorded over a home connection nowhere near a Helius data center, on Helius's free tier instead of the paid Developer tier. Every one of those costs speed, and this is what Gobli does anyway.
The contract address hit Telegram at 21:50:50, and the buy was already
confirmed on Solana at 21:50:50, same second, start to finish.
If Telegram itself looks a beat slow to render in the video, that's Telegram's UI catching up, not Gobli. The only clock that matters is the blockchain's, and that's the one timestamped above.
Put the Sniper on a VPS next to Helius's infrastructure with the Developer tier RPC, the setup it's actually built for, and it gets faster than what you're watching here.
Questions
Never. Gobli is self-hosted and runs on your own VPS. Your keys stay on your machine.
Because your wallet should stay under your control. We don't custody funds, store keys, or act as a middleman.
Crypto is faster and has no borders. Banks can block, delay, or flag payments depending on your country, and that's not a problem we want between you and your purchase. SOL, ETH and BTC land directly, no middleman, no waiting.
Because free isn't free. GMGN, Trojan, BonkBot and the rest skim ~1% on every transaction, that's ~2% per trade, buy and sell. Cycle just $10k through positions and you've already paid $200. Gobli costs $199. Once. Forever.
Yes. More tools are already in development and will be released over time. Early supporters will hear about them first.
Nobody asks a shovel company why they don't mine gold themselves. Same here. Gobli still requires you to stay active and put your own capital at risk.
Because Gobli is designed to be a living digital mascot. AI lets us create new content quickly while keeping the character consistent. The goal here is the Sniper, not a mascot studio, so we're not burning time or budget on hand-drawn art for something that isn't concretely part of the business.
Support is available through our Telegram.